Anonymous: What's your middle name?

Lynn


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Anonymous: Ever had an orgasm?

Nope


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Anonymous: What's your snapchat?

hayleyranieri


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  • doctor: what kind of birth control are you using?
  • me: I'm a lesbian
  • doctor:
  • doctor:
  • doctor: well that's efficient
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robert-winchester-novak:

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door

transcripts:

good girls are bad girls didn’t get caught yet

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sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE
myfriendsneedtounfollowme:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14


why are people so stupid?!?!?

fantaboy91:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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Please do not swing around a duck!

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gnarly:

my anaconda dont want none unless ur rich

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totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

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whodie:

*hears door*

table: who the fuck is that?

chair:

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its the weed man!

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