Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
  • me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
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Sometimes when my mom calls me from downstairs and I have absolutely NO idea what she said, I shout back “OK” and hope that’s enough. 

what if it was a monster asking if it could eat your mother in her voice and you said OK


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I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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